Hi guys!!

Thought I'd share my new-found addiction to cleaning with Jane and yourself. Lara is scared to the point of locking her door at night and refers to me only as "The Freak" these days.

Anyway - I think you'll be impressed Jane...

First of all - here's the newly tidied garage with space left for my wee motorbike:





Impressed? Keep watching...

Here's the hall unit with new phone & patented "IT Consulting" A6 notepad. (Get yours today from all good stationery stores, nationwide)





Ok, lets take a peek in the front room....




Hmmmmmmmmmm.......... that looks like a LOT of hardware Michael. Jeees a windows media PC, widescreen TV, DVD-RW and a 5-1 DTS amp. I bet my bottom dollar the wiring is a mess.

Wrong! Because I ripped all the wiring out and started again with a whole box of cable ties. I'm even anal enough to LABEL the F'ing plugs!! OH YES!





Just for you Jane - it's marigolds time in the bathroom!




But the shining star must be the kitchen!



HOLY HELL thats' tidy. You want to see some close up's? OK.........







10 points if you spotted the inclusion of Miss Silvia. here she is in all her glory - just brewing up a frothy piece of creama heaven. MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...






Now, who thinks I have a problem?

Anyone? Anyone at the back?


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